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Ab Carving Protein Artisanal Chocolate Hazelnut Flavour - 1kg
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artisanal chocolate hazelnut
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Ab carving protein

artisanal chocolate hazelnut flavour

1000mg-BCAA 7000mg-LGlutamine 26g-Protein
Description
alcohol-free
cruelty-free
A super-blend of 7 next-generation purified proteins for immediate (super fast) and sustained (super slow) usability within the body (translation: build better muscle right after your workout, when you're sitting down bored at work, on your dinner date and in your sleep). But it doesn't end there because muscles look like more fat when they're covered with fat. So we have added a designer definition blend of fat- and water- retention fighters that work hard to make you look ripped so you can walk by the chubby pink guy in the Rolls Royce* and feel great.

Very Important Notes:
1. It goes without saying that we have included all the BCAAs, Glutamine and other super-obvious stuff other proteins brag a lot about.
2. *Rolls Royce is a trademark someone owns. We are not associated with Rolls Royce or the trademark owner. We put this note here in case they sue us.
Directions
Mix 2 scoops with water (boring), cow milk (regular), goat milk (less regular), camel milk (hip) or some healthy nut milk. Best taken as soon as possible after a painful workout.
Ingredients
Proprietary Performance & Recovery Blend (L-Glutamine, L-Leucine, L-Valine, L-Arginine alpha-Ketoglutarate, L-Isoleucine, Conjugated Linoleic Acid, beta-Alanine, Alpha Lipoic Acid), Protein Blend (Whey Protein Isolate, Calcium Caseinate, Whey Protein Hydrolysate, Whey Protein Concentrate, Micellar Casein, Potassium Caseinate, Partly Hydrolized Sodium Caseinate), Natural & Artificial Flavors, Inulin, Cocoa Powder, Soy Lecithin, Silicone Dioxide, Oat Fiber, Cellulose Powder, Isomalto-oligosaccharide, Malted Barley, Salt, Potassium Citrate, Gum Blend (components TBD)*, Sucralose.

IMPORTANT: Protein feels like crap. Cream feels great. We needed an ultra-complicated, super-next-generation natural gum blend to make protein go from crap to cream. At the time of printing, our gum blend was too complicated for scientists to understand. So our ingredient label says Gum Blend (components TBD). We have now determined the components. Here they are: Cellulose Gum, Xanthan Gum, Carrageenan.

Our formulations are updated from time to time as part of our commitment to innovation. As such, the ingredient list shown here may vary from the box of the product depending on time and region of purchase.
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